The Royce Family: Chanel's Prayer at Breakfast...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Chanel's Prayer at Breakfast...

I am going to try my hardest to write this down just as she said it...

Dear Heabenly Fadder,

Pweez help me not to wie (lie) at mom, she doesn't wike it and I don't wike it if she don't wike it.

Pweez help my hair to gwow (grow), so I wook wike ariel.

Pweez help me to not draw on the walls.

Pweez help me to smile so I can wook wike a pwincess.

Help everyone be nice to eachoder and help Wowi Ana to not hit me so hard, I dont wike it.

Thank you for our sweep (sleep).

Thank you for mom and dad's and brudder and sisters and drandma and drampas and cousins.

Thank you for our twampoline.

Oh! and bwess the food.

Amen.

3 comments:

Mommy Madness said...: Wow! I'm impressed with the length of her prayer. That is SO CUTE that she wants to be better for you. Bree is our speed-prayer. We always have to ask her to enunciate and speak slower, but even then she is done in record time.; August 19, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Julie said...: Oh my gosh! She is hilarious! I love it! I miss her and all your other little ones so much!; August 19, 2010 at 5:46 PM
Teresa said...: such a sweetheart!!; August 19, 2010 at 9:11 PM

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Kids' Quote of the Day

7.1.11
Rori Ana's favorite saying right now: "OH my dosh!!!"

5.23.11
Rory and I were going on a date and while I was waiting for my date to pick me up little Rori Ana and I had a little conversation. It went like this:

Rori: You dowing on a date momma?

Me: Yes, a hot date.

R: Wif a boy Momma?

Me: Yep.

R: You donna eat dinner?

Me: Yes.

R: He donna pick you up and he donna make you macky cheesy?

Me: Yes, that is exactly what we are going to do :)

3.25.10
Jameson walked up to me today and said "MOM! Look what you made me do!! I was so so so mad at you that I had to do this. Im sorry that had to happen to you!!" He had put about 6 little pieces of scotch tape on my dining chair.

2.20.10
Chanel spells her name C. H. S. O. B. because she hears her mom always calling people. S. O. B's !

10.26.09
Chanel: "Mom I wanna go to Dama's movie peter and watch movies!"

10.8.09 I took a look in Chanel's backpack today. I found a personal sized tissue thing, TJ Maxx card, $1 and lip gloss. Everything you would need to survive. Funny thing is I dont even have a purse so Im not sure where she learned this. Does it come natural?

9.29.09 Chanel: "Mom, I want fruitfroops in a tup! fruuuuitfrooooops iiiin aaaaa tuuuuuup!" She sang this for about 45 min. straight today.

8.29.09 I love that after every story Chanel tells me she says
"And that is the truf!"

6.9.09
I told james he needed to get lots of rest so his belly will start feeling better (he is a little sick) He told me the reason he was sick was because his belly was afraid of the dark.

James said "when I grow up I am going to be a soccer man!"

Chanel said "when I grow up I am going to live with my grandma!"

4.20.09
Do G went potty in the house, Jameson came into the office and told me... "Mom, I hate to tell you this but Do G went potty in the house A LOT! I cant even believe he would do that to you on your birthday!!! Rude!!

4.17.09
Jameson: Mom, I farted. But dont worry it doesnt stink... it smells like love. Its a love fart for you!

4.9.09
Rory had some pepper in his teeth and Chanel told him there was bugs in his mouth! I thought it was cute.

4.6.09
My dad called to talk to Jameson, when I told James the phone was for him his reply was: "Tell them Im not here!" After arguing with him for a minute telling him that he was here he finally said "Ugghh! Fine! Give me the phone!" I dont know where he got that from?

3.11.09
Yesterday I told Jameson our family had to run like a well oiled machine and play like a team so we could get everything done and be happy. Today he was talking to his little sisters in his room, I guess they were messing things up. Here is what he told them... "Dont you know we are running like a whale oiled machine! We need to swim like a team!! Or we wont get anywhere in this ocean!!! "
I think he got the idea...

1.14.09
Last night we were sitting in our kitchen and Jameson was looking out our back door at the sky. This is what he said: "MOM, DAD!!! I see a star and it looks like Lola!!!! Oh...my...gosh! I see God, and he is taking her.... This is great." Of course I lost it, I think Rory even got a little emotional about it. So cute.

12.31.09 We were looking at our blog and Jameson saw the baby ticker on the screen. This is what he said:
"Mom, what is that?"

Its what our baby looks like right now.

"It looks like a piece of chewed up gum."

12.24.08
James: "Mom! WE CANT GIVE SANTA COOKIES! He has eaten too many and he is going to get even bigger! its not helfy!

12.20.08
James: "Mom? If our house breaks down, can we climb into a majic cup and make a new one with lots of fun things to do?!"

12.5.08
Chanel: "MOMMMMM... Im fweeeekin OUT!!"

Jameson: "Lets think about it!" or "Lets think about this...hmmm.."

11.4.08
The baby was crying and I asked what was wrong. Jameson said all I needed to do was put on bagel einstien! (Baby Einstien)

10.30.08
James: "Mom I think you look hot."
Mom: "Why thank you Jameson!"
James: "Mmmhmm.... You should go get in the shower."

Chanel came running in naked and sat on my lap, I told her that her bum was cold...
Chanel: "Mom! Janeson did it!!"
Mom: "He made your bum cold?"
Chanel: "Yeah, he bowed on it like... pphhheeeewwww!"
So I called James in and asked him if he was blowing on his little sisters bum?
James: "I bowed AT it mom. Not ON it!"
Mom: "Why?!" laughing
James. "She parted and it stunk sooooooo baaaaad!
Kids are so gross!

10.29.08
James: "Mom! I think Im getting sick, I need my bitafins really fast!!"

10.27.08
Chanel: "Momma: I a pincess?"
Momma: " Yes, a beautiful princess!"
Chanel: "Momma, my daddy a pincess too! And nel a pincess
too! Two pincesses!"

10.21.08
James: "Mom when I grow up and when you die Im going to buy a turtle! But you have to die first. k?"

Chanel: "Oh my dammit"