Rori is on one this week, this is the only picture I have of her being naughty but I plan to start documenting them all. I have decided that when the kids do something like this I need to take pictures for evidence! Just a note in advance since you will probably be seeing a lot of naughty pictures: I promise I watch them, all the time! But my eyes cant be everywhere and they seem to go out and look for trouble!! In this picture you cant tell but she also spilled the nesquick all over the floor (after she ate it). She broke a bowl and she ripped Jameson's homework! Later this day she dumped a bucket of popcorn and then poured water all over it. And she didn't stop there, the next day she woke up from her nap and I guess went poo. Well she decided it would be fun to take her dress off, then her pants then, you guessed it, her diaper!! All the meanwhile I was obviously completely clueless as to what was going on. I don't even know how long she was doing all this but when I heard her jumping around in her bed I went upstairs to get her. As I made my way down the hall to her room I could SMELL THIS TERRIBLE SMELL!! I walked in and my jaw hit the floor, quickly followed by me gagging! She had repainted her wall, her bed and herself all with her own POOP!!!! I didn't even know what to do?? The first thing I thought of was to go downstairs and grab a garbage bag, I almost put her in it but decided I would just put it over my hands and arms so I could walk her to the bath where I then proceeded to spray her off from a safe distance. After LOTS AND LOTS of bleach wipes, and disinfectants and a good scrub down I was done. (I decided not to document the poo incidents) None of my kids have ever done this before and so help me if Rori Ana ever does it again!! She is going through this stage right now where she brings me SO much joy but at the same time SO much grief!! She is too funny, she makes me laugh constantly because she is now communicating so well and the things she says or freaks out about or notices are so funny! She is so sweet and can pull the cutest little faces. Her personality is really showing now and she is one mean little bugger! She yells at just about everyone and she will be damned if someone tells her what to do or takes something away from her. She is one stubborn little monster! But still she is wonderful to be around, maybe not for everybody but her momma loves her to death!
*** While I was writing this short post Rori Ana, who I swear was right by me almost the whole time, snuck off and went upstairs where she undressed herself again and went poop. THIS TIME IN THE TOILET!! YAYYYYY !!!! She did this all by herself!! The crappy part is that she tried to wipe her own butt, so again we had to do another good scrub down but at least she made it in the toilet!!
2 comments:
You take the best pictures! Little Rori is Grandma's sweet heart. Hugs and kisses (after the poop scrubbing of course)
You know you're a mom who's been through all of that when you can laugh about it instead of gag while reading your post. I have had pretty much all of that happen (maybe not in the same day), but my toddler is definitely going through what I'd consider the worst "terrible two's" phase out of all of my kids (so far). Heaven only knows what our little boy will be like when he officially joins our family. I will say that my girls have actually prepared me a bit for what people say boys are like.
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