The Royce Family: Jameson's Wreck!

Kids' Quote of the Day

7.1.11
Rori Ana's favorite saying right now: "OH my dosh!!!"

5.23.11
Rory and I were going on a date and while I was waiting for my date to pick me up little Rori Ana and I had a little conversation. It went like this:

Rori: You dowing on a date momma?

Me: Yes, a hot date.

R: Wif a boy Momma?

Me: Yep.

R: You donna eat dinner?

Me: Yes.

R: He donna pick you up and he donna make you macky cheesy?

Me: Yes, that is exactly what we are going to do :)

3.25.10
Jameson walked up to me today and said "MOM! Look what you made me do!! I was so so so mad at you that I had to do this. Im sorry that had to happen to you!!" He had put about 6 little pieces of scotch tape on my dining chair.

2.20.10
Chanel spells her name C. H. S. O. B. because she hears her mom always calling people. S. O. B's !

10.26.09
Chanel: "Mom I wanna go to Dama's movie peter and watch movies!"

10.8.09 I took a look in Chanel's backpack today. I found a personal sized tissue thing, TJ Maxx card, $1 and lip gloss. Everything you would need to survive. Funny thing is I dont even have a purse so Im not sure where she learned this. Does it come natural?

9.29.09 Chanel: "Mom, I want fruitfroops in a tup! fruuuuitfrooooops iiiin aaaaa tuuuuuup!" She sang this for about 45 min. straight today.

8.29.09 I love that after every story Chanel tells me she says
"And that is the truf!"

6.9.09
I told james he needed to get lots of rest so his belly will start feeling better (he is a little sick) He told me the reason he was sick was because his belly was afraid of the dark.

James said "when I grow up I am going to be a soccer man!"

Chanel said "when I grow up I am going to live with my grandma!"

4.20.09
Do G went potty in the house, Jameson came into the office and told me... "Mom, I hate to tell you this but Do G went potty in the house A LOT! I cant even believe he would do that to you on your birthday!!! Rude!!

4.17.09
Jameson: Mom, I farted. But dont worry it doesnt stink... it smells like love. Its a love fart for you!

4.9.09
Rory had some pepper in his teeth and Chanel told him there was bugs in his mouth! I thought it was cute.

4.6.09
My dad called to talk to Jameson, when I told James the phone was for him his reply was: "Tell them Im not here!" After arguing with him for a minute telling him that he was here he finally said "Ugghh! Fine! Give me the phone!" I dont know where he got that from?

3.11.09
Yesterday I told Jameson our family had to run like a well oiled machine and play like a team so we could get everything done and be happy. Today he was talking to his little sisters in his room, I guess they were messing things up. Here is what he told them... "Dont you know we are running like a whale oiled machine! We need to swim like a team!! Or we wont get anywhere in this ocean!!! "
I think he got the idea...

1.14.09
Last night we were sitting in our kitchen and Jameson was looking out our back door at the sky. This is what he said: "MOM, DAD!!! I see a star and it looks like Lola!!!! Oh...my...gosh! I see God, and he is taking her.... This is great." Of course I lost it, I think Rory even got a little emotional about it. So cute.

12.31.09 We were looking at our blog and Jameson saw the baby ticker on the screen. This is what he said:
"Mom, what is that?"

Its what our baby looks like right now.

"It looks like a piece of chewed up gum."

12.24.08
James: "Mom! WE CANT GIVE SANTA COOKIES! He has eaten too many and he is going to get even bigger! its not helfy!

12.20.08
James: "Mom? If our house breaks down, can we climb into a majic cup and make a new one with lots of fun things to do?!"

12.5.08
Chanel: "MOMMMMM... Im fweeeekin OUT!!"

Jameson: "Lets think about it!" or "Lets think about this...hmmm.."

11.4.08
The baby was crying and I asked what was wrong. Jameson said all I needed to do was put on bagel einstien! (Baby Einstien)

10.30.08
James: "Mom I think you look hot."
Mom: "Why thank you Jameson!"
James: "Mmmhmm.... You should go get in the shower."

Chanel came running in naked and sat on my lap, I told her that her bum was cold...
Chanel: "Mom! Janeson did it!!"
Mom: "He made your bum cold?"
Chanel: "Yeah, he bowed on it like... pphhheeeewwww!"
So I called James in and asked him if he was blowing on his little sisters bum?
James: "I bowed AT it mom. Not ON it!"
Mom: "Why?!" laughing
James. "She parted and it stunk sooooooo baaaaad!
Kids are so gross!

10.29.08
James: "Mom! I think Im getting sick, I need my bitafins really fast!!"

10.27.08
Chanel: "Momma: I a pincess?"
Momma: " Yes, a beautiful princess!"
Chanel: "Momma, my daddy a pincess too! And nel a pincess
too! Two pincesses!"

10.21.08
James: "Mom when I grow up and when you die Im going to buy a turtle! But you have to die first. k?"

Chanel: "Oh my dammit"

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Jameson's Wreck!

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