The Royce Family: Our Little Escape Artist!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Our Little Escape Artist!

Well, I wanted to put a lot of thought into this since this is my first post! But, Jameson is trying to get his lizard out from behind the toilet while all 3 of the dogs sit there and bark! Chanel has snuck out at least 5 times since I started writing this!! And to top it off she keeps taking her pants off and now I cant find them! And Rori Ana is getting exhausted from all the chaos in the house so she is screaming and I'm trying to make mac and cheese at the same time! But I do want to say that I wouldn't trade all this craziness for the world, I love my little family and I am excited to share our fun with you.....

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Kids' Quote of the Day

7.1.11
Rori Ana's favorite saying right now: "OH my dosh!!!"

5.23.11
Rory and I were going on a date and while I was waiting for my date to pick me up little Rori Ana and I had a little conversation. It went like this:

Rori: You dowing on a date momma?

Me: Yes, a hot date.

R: Wif a boy Momma?

Me: Yep.

R: You donna eat dinner?

Me: Yes.

R: He donna pick you up and he donna make you macky cheesy?

Me: Yes, that is exactly what we are going to do :)

3.25.10
Jameson walked up to me today and said "MOM! Look what you made me do!! I was so so so mad at you that I had to do this. Im sorry that had to happen to you!!" He had put about 6 little pieces of scotch tape on my dining chair.

2.20.10
Chanel spells her name C. H. S. O. B. because she hears her mom always calling people. S. O. B's !

10.26.09
Chanel: "Mom I wanna go to Dama's movie peter and watch movies!"

10.8.09 I took a look in Chanel's backpack today. I found a personal sized tissue thing, TJ Maxx card, $1 and lip gloss. Everything you would need to survive. Funny thing is I dont even have a purse so Im not sure where she learned this. Does it come natural?

9.29.09 Chanel: "Mom, I want fruitfroops in a tup! fruuuuitfrooooops iiiin aaaaa tuuuuuup!" She sang this for about 45 min. straight today.

8.29.09 I love that after every story Chanel tells me she says
"And that is the truf!"

6.9.09
I told james he needed to get lots of rest so his belly will start feeling better (he is a little sick) He told me the reason he was sick was because his belly was afraid of the dark.

James said "when I grow up I am going to be a soccer man!"

Chanel said "when I grow up I am going to live with my grandma!"

4.20.09
Do G went potty in the house, Jameson came into the office and told me... "Mom, I hate to tell you this but Do G went potty in the house A LOT! I cant even believe he would do that to you on your birthday!!! Rude!!

4.17.09
Jameson: Mom, I farted. But dont worry it doesnt stink... it smells like love. Its a love fart for you!

4.9.09
Rory had some pepper in his teeth and Chanel told him there was bugs in his mouth! I thought it was cute.

4.6.09
My dad called to talk to Jameson, when I told James the phone was for him his reply was: "Tell them Im not here!" After arguing with him for a minute telling him that he was here he finally said "Ugghh! Fine! Give me the phone!" I dont know where he got that from?

3.11.09
Yesterday I told Jameson our family had to run like a well oiled machine and play like a team so we could get everything done and be happy. Today he was talking to his little sisters in his room, I guess they were messing things up. Here is what he told them... "Dont you know we are running like a whale oiled machine! We need to swim like a team!! Or we wont get anywhere in this ocean!!! "
I think he got the idea...

1.14.09
Last night we were sitting in our kitchen and Jameson was looking out our back door at the sky. This is what he said: "MOM, DAD!!! I see a star and it looks like Lola!!!! Oh...my...gosh! I see God, and he is taking her.... This is great." Of course I lost it, I think Rory even got a little emotional about it. So cute.

12.31.09 We were looking at our blog and Jameson saw the baby ticker on the screen. This is what he said:
"Mom, what is that?"

Its what our baby looks like right now.

"It looks like a piece of chewed up gum."

12.24.08
James: "Mom! WE CANT GIVE SANTA COOKIES! He has eaten too many and he is going to get even bigger! its not helfy!

12.20.08
James: "Mom? If our house breaks down, can we climb into a majic cup and make a new one with lots of fun things to do?!"

12.5.08
Chanel: "MOMMMMM... Im fweeeekin OUT!!"

Jameson: "Lets think about it!" or "Lets think about this...hmmm.."

11.4.08
The baby was crying and I asked what was wrong. Jameson said all I needed to do was put on bagel einstien! (Baby Einstien)

10.30.08
James: "Mom I think you look hot."
Mom: "Why thank you Jameson!"
James: "Mmmhmm.... You should go get in the shower."

Chanel came running in naked and sat on my lap, I told her that her bum was cold...
Chanel: "Mom! Janeson did it!!"
Mom: "He made your bum cold?"
Chanel: "Yeah, he bowed on it like... pphhheeeewwww!"
So I called James in and asked him if he was blowing on his little sisters bum?
James: "I bowed AT it mom. Not ON it!"
Mom: "Why?!" laughing
James. "She parted and it stunk sooooooo baaaaad!
Kids are so gross!

10.29.08
James: "Mom! I think Im getting sick, I need my bitafins really fast!!"

10.27.08
Chanel: "Momma: I a pincess?"
Momma: " Yes, a beautiful princess!"
Chanel: "Momma, my daddy a pincess too! And nel a pincess
too! Two pincesses!"

10.21.08
James: "Mom when I grow up and when you die Im going to buy a turtle! But you have to die first. k?"

Chanel: "Oh my dammit"